Sexy Brandon

"Sexy Brandon" is a based freestyle archived in the 848 Song Based Freestyle Mixtape.

The Shawn Michaels entrance theme "Sexy Boy" plays while Brandon gives ad-lib commentary.

Lyrics
My name's Brandon. I feel like I'm the finest man alive.

Oh, oh Shawn (hey)

I think I'm cute I know I'm sexy I've got the looks (I'm from Berkeley, bitch) That drives the girls wild I've got the moves, that really move 'em (yesss) I send chills Up and down their spines I'm just a sexy boy (yea) Sexy boy I'm not your boy toy Boy toy (yesss) I'm just a sexy boy (legendary, legendary, God bless) Sexy boy I'm not your boy toy (my name's Lil B) Boy toy I make 'em hot I make 'em shiver (yea) Their knees get weak Whenever I'm around They see me walk They hear me talk (this is amazing, cuz this is me) I make 'em feel Like they're on cloud nine I'm just a sexy boy (I believe this) Sexy boy I'm not your boy toy Boy toy (this is how I feel when I... bust a nut) I'm just a sexy boy Sexy boy I'm not your boy toy (this is amazing) Boy toy Eat your heart out girls (yes) Hands off the merchandise (yes!)

Berkeley, bitch

I'm just a sexy boy Sexy boy I'm not your boy toy (West Berkeley, bitch, shouts out to South Berkeley) Boy toy I'm just a sexy boy, Sexy boy I'm not your boy toy Boy toy (what's up, ladies)

I'm just a sexy boy Sexy boy I'm not your boy toy (yea) Boy toy I'm just a sexy boy (yea) Sexy boy (yess) I'm not your boy toy (yesss) Boy toy (yessss)

And, um, my name's, once again, my name's Brandon

And that was crazy

That's how I feel

Hey